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Let’s suppose for a moment that you’ve come into some money.  It could be a bonus from work, a surprisingly large tax refund, a small inheritance or some other unexpected windfall.  And let’s also assume that you are interested in investing a portion of this newfound wealth somewhere beyond the clutches of malevolent central banks and their bubble-crazed securities markets.

Where should you put your newfound cash?  Well the first requirement is self-evident; you can’t invest your money anywhere near the stock or bond markets.  That leaves one obvious alternative: tangible assets.  So read on as the Antique Sage reveals the 5 Best Tangible Asset Investments you can make for only $1,000 (or less).

1) NGC & PCGS Certified Pre-1933 U.S. Gold Coins

Before the Great Depression forced the United States to abandon the gold standard, gold coins circulated widely among the American public.  These historic coins are all at least 85 years old at this point, and it isn’t uncommon to find specimens that are from the 19th century.  In addition, they were struck from solid 0.900 fine (21.6 karat) gold, giving them significant intrinsic value.  The most commonly encountered denominations are $2.50 (quarter eagle), $5.00 (half eagle), $10 (eagle) and $20.00 (double eagle) gold pieces.

However, common date pre-1933 U.S. gold coins have been drifting down in price for some time.  This provides the astute buyer with one of the best tangible asset investments available in the market right now.  It is possible to purchase these semi-numismatic gems of American culture in lightly circulated condition for as little as 10% to 20% over the spot price of gold.

Even better, you can buy pre-1933 U.S. gold coins that have been certified by one of the two major coin grading services – PCGS and NGC – for hardly any more money than a raw, unslabbed coin.  Certified coins are guaranteed as to condition and authenticity, providing an important 3rd-party assurance to the aspiring coin investor.

It is almost a certainly that people will one day wake up to how desirable these overlooked masterpieces of Americana truly are.  But for now, $1,000 will get you up to 3 quarter eagles, 2 half eagles or a single magnificent gold eagle (with a little change left over)!

2) Large Vintage Silver Bars

Vintage silver bullion bars are gaining a devoted following among collectors, and it isn’t hard to see why.  These hand-poured treasures were made by private refiners from the 1960s to the 1980s, when the threat of runaway inflation prompted the public to stockpile precious metals.  Ruggedly handsome, these works of art often exhibit unique pour lines and attractive patinas.

But much of the market for vintage silver bars is focused on small to medium sized bars, which typically range in size from 1 to 10 troy ounces. This means that slightly larger vintage bars – ranging in weight from 15 to 50 troy ounces – are currently overlooked.  This allows the savvy tangible asset investor to get on the vintage silver ingot bandwagon for relatively small premiums over spot.

For example, it’s possible to find beautiful old poured 25 troy ounce or 1 kilo (32.15 troy ounce) silver bars for just over $20 an ounce.  This is a tremendous bargain because normally it is impossible to touch a vintage silver bar for anything less than $25 an ounce (with spot silver trading around $15).

$1,000 would go a long way with these desirable tangible asset investments.  You could grab yourself a couple of temptingly chunky 15 to 20 ounce heavyweights.  And if you’re lucky, it might even be enough to buy a gloriously oversized 50 troy ounce bar.

3) Vintage Solid Karat Gold American Wristwatches

Vintage wristwatches from the mid 20th century – from the 1930s through the 1970s – are classic antiques in perennially strong demand.  In fact, they are one of the best places you can park your hard-earned money in the tangible asset space.

And while we’ve all heard of famous European watch brands like Rolex, Omega and Patek Philippe, did you know that there is an entire market segment of these alluring vintage timepieces that is being completely ignored right now?

These overlooked tangible asset investments are vintage American wristwatches housed in solid 14 & 18 karat gold cases.  Manufactured by illustrious U.S. firms such as Hamilton, Elgin, Waltham, Gruen, Bulova and Benrus, these horological beauties are wonders of Mid-Century engineering in miniature.  Yet surprisingly, they can still be purchased for absurdly low prices.

In fact, it is possible to acquire high-end vintage American watches for 1/5 to 1/10 the price of similar European models.  They are so inexpensive, particularly for solid gold models, that it is almost criminal.  I attribute this unprecedented investment opportunity to the fact that the American makers largely went out of business in the 1960s and 1970s, while the European makers continued intact into the present.

This lack of name recognition surrounding vintage U.S. watch brands means that you can pick up some very fine timepieces for very, very little money.  How little?  $1,000 will buy you two fine vintage American watches with solid gold cases that require some servicing.  Or you could opt for a single rarer example that is pre-serviced and in superb condition.  In the latter case, you might even have a couple C-notes left over!

4) Platinum Bullion

I don’t normally recommend straight-up, no-frills bullion.  But platinum is an exceptional precious metal selling for an exceptionally low price.  The gray-white metal is completely unique, having dozens of uses that span jewelry, industry and commerce.  Not only is platinum useful, but also unbelievably rare.  It is mined at a rate that is only 1/15th that of gold.  No wonder it is considered “the rich man’s gold”!

Perhaps most surprisingly, platinum is incredibly undervalued at the moment.  Under normal circumstances the precious gray-white metal is more expensive than gold, but right now only trades at 3/5ths of its value.  In fact, the platinum-gold ratio is currently scraping along at 120 year lows.

This means that you can buy with confidence.  It is true that, as with any asset, platinum could always get a little bit cheaper.  But I certainly wouldn’t count on it.  And in all probability, platinum will be far more expensive than its current $820 a troy ounce price tag within a few short years.

But until that time comes, platinum remains one of the best tangible asset investments you can make today.  A single 1 troy ounce bar or coin will set you back a bit less than $1,000, while two 1/2 ounce coins would probably run right around $1,000.

5) Natural Gold Nuggets

Natural gold nuggets might seem to be one of the more unusual tangible asset investments at first blush.  After all, what is so special about gold nuggets?

Well first, they represent the crystallized embodiment of physical wealth that mankind has pursued for centuries.  Second, these natural wonders are actually far rarer than you might think.

Almost all gold mined today is extracted from ore with a concentration of only a few grams (or less) per metric ton.  The gold locked in this ore is so finely dispersed as to be invisible to the naked eye.  Only a tiny sliver of gold production, around 3%, is derived from traditional alluvial deposits.  But most alluvial gold is in the form of smaller dust or flakes – true nuggets are incredibly rare.  And although gold dust and flakes are certainly visible to the naked eye, they cannot possibly compare to the raw allure of holding a chunky gold nugget in your hand.

All of this means that gold nuggets have become bona fide collector items.  They routinely trade for substantial premiums over their melt value – and the bigger the nugget, the higher the premium.  This is to be expected considering that mankind has spent the past few centuries plundering the earth of gold nuggets at a far faster rate than the geological timeframes she requires to replenish them.

So what will $1,000 buy you in the world of gold nuggets?  With the spot price of gold hovering just above $1,400 an ounce, $1,000 will get you a massive 16 to 17 gram specimen – more than 1/2 of a troy ounce.  $500 will comfortably land you an impressive 7 to 8 gram example.  And $250 will buy you a substantial 3.5 to 4 gram nugget.

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One of my favorite blogs is called Granola Shotgun.  For those who have never encountered this gem of the blogosphere before, Granola Shotgun is an eclectic collection of observations and editorials surrounding the topics of real estate, human nature, disaster preparedness and urban planning.  This might sound like an unlikely combination of themes, but let me assure you, the author (Johnny) has some superb insights into contemporary American culture.

I found one of Johnny’s recent posts, titled “Ich Will den Kaiser Zurück“, to be particularly compelling.  It deals indirectly with a theme that I have encountered again and again when researching investments: the idea that “it can’t happen here”.

I will quote a relevant portion from the post below (although I do encourage you to read the full article if you have time):

“I had a slow motion epiphany regarding the newest generation of smart charming guests from places like Sweden, Japan, Turkey, and Germany. They have no visceral memory of the twentieth century. They’ve read about it. But they were born so long after the traumatic upheavals that it’s just words. Their parents were born after World War II had already ended. And then it hit me. Their grandparents were born after the war. It’s ancient history. It goes without saying Americans have even more historical amnesia.”

This passage really struck me, perfectly crystallizing some of the troubling thoughts I had long had, but was unable to perfectly organize.  As a lover of all things antique, I have a certain affinity with history.  I am well aware that humanity repeats the same errors again and again throughout time, yet somehow still manages to delude itself into thinking that it’s different this time.

And nowhere is this historical ignorance more apparent than in the world of investing.  We are constantly bombarded by platitudes such as “buy stocks for the long run” and “the trend is your friend”.  And for many, many years these hollow phrases have seemingly worked.  In fact, they’ve worked so well that we think it can’t happen here.

What is “it”?

Banking crises, revolutions, capital controls and civil unrest are just a few of the potential disasters we face in the modern age.  These events have occurred with stunning regularity throughout history.  The United States, Western Europe and Japan have simply been lucky enough to avoid the worst of these problems in the brief, 75-year sliver of time since the end of World War II.  Unfortunately for humanity, good times breed complacency, and complacency breeds bad times.

And make no mistake, the bad times are coming.  The safeguards that should help protect us from repeating these mistakes are failing as our institutional memory fades.

Want an example?

Look no further than the revered halls of the U.S. Federal Reserve.  This most important of banking institutions has been busy pursuing destabilizing bubble-centric policies for a full 20 years at this point.  Their perpetual hope is that their latest round of money printing will finally drag the economy out of its stolid torpor.  And yet it never quite happens.

There are plenty of unpleasant side effects from it, though.

The banks bulge with the profits of usury.  The equity markets race toward the moon.  Those who are already rich become exponentially wealthier.  And all the while the average wage-earner wallows in financial misery.

A revolution?  It can’t happen here!  Can it?

Let me make a prediction.  At the end of this orgy of financial speculation, it will make little difference how many zeros are attached to the end of your bank statement.  Wealth will almost certainly not be measured in dollars, euros, yen or pounds anymore.

Instead, wealth will be determined by possession of physical goods – and not necessarily real estate.

This is an eventuality that few people are truly prepared for, myself included.  Most of my portfolio still resides in conventional assets like stocks, bonds and cash.  But I have been slowly preparing myself mentally for the changes that will take place.  I’ve been buying more gold and silver bullion.  I’ve been continuing to purchase investment grade antiques.  I’ve been getting more comfortable with the idea of saving in terms of ounces as opposed to dollars.  I’m edging towards the proverbial financial fire escape.

All of this vaguely ominous talk might seem rather conspiratorial, but it is pretty obvious that Western society is beginning to fray around the edges.  It’s rather funny that some people claim it can’t happen here when the U.S. population is clearly splitting along pro-Trump/Resistance lines.  And I’m not sure that the Brexit-addled U.K. or sclerotic Continental Europe is much better off.

Civil war looms distant on our gray horizon.

I would prefer that society not go down this ill-advised route.  But it seems as if we are being compelled by forces far more powerful than you or me.  The Treasury spends with abandon.  The Fed prints as if there are no consequences.  Politicians viciously attack each other in myopic attempts to win the next election at all costs.  I’m not the first person to say this, but all of this arrogance will end badly.

Never, never believe anyone who says it can’t happen here.  Wars, hyperinflations and civil disturbances have occurred across dozens of advanced civilizations in the not very distant past.  We are not special in this regard.  It can happen to us too.  It almost certainly will happen to us if we give it enough time.

This is why I implore you to prepare through the acquisition of tangible assets.  Buy yourself some pre-1965 junk silver coins.  Start a collection of Edo era Japanese samurai sword fittings.  Indulge yourself with a vintage Must de Cartier wristwatch.  These are relatively safe ways to save and invest in a world that is starting to spin out of control.

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One of the blogs that I frequent is called the Dividend Growth Investor.  I found one of its recent posts, titled “A Case Study of My Investment in Kraft Foods” to be particularly intriguing.  Of course, what I found most interesting about the post is how badly it misinterpreted the past and incorrectly forecasts the future.

So let’s dig into some of the ugly details.

The crux of the article is that the author invested in Kraft Foods (KFT) way back in April 2010 at just over $30 a share.  The intervening years were good, with a grand total of $17.88 paid out in dividends (to early 2019).  In addition, the original company split into two successor companies: Mondelez (MDLZ) and Kraft Heinz (KHC), which are worth about $58 after accounting for mergers and spinoffs.

The reason the author wrote the post was to prove that even a mediocre dividend growth investing play can still work out alright.  In this case, Kraft Heinz cut its dividend in February 2019, prompting shares in the firm to collapse from $48 to around $34 a share.

No worries, though!  Our intrepid dividend growth blogger simply sold his shares at the going market price in the wake of the dividend cut because Kraft Heinz no longer met his investment criteria.  Even accounting for this unfortunate divestiture, he still claimed a robust 11.1% annualized return (without reinvesting dividends) over the nearly 9 year period – more than doubling his money.

This seems like a great return, all thanks to (in his words) “selecting quality companies at good valuations, being diversified, and maintaining proper risk management techniques.”

The only problem is that his dividend growth investment strategy is a lie.  But like all good lies, it is clothed in half truths.

First off, he really did get an 11.1% per annum return from dividend growth investing.  But the more important question is: how exactly?  And can you and I replicate his success?

These are crucial details.  He would like you to believe that his good fortune was the product of buying a “solid company” at a “reasonable valuation” and then holding for the “long term”.  And if we were living in an economically normal environment, these justifications might be believable.

But these are not economically normal times.  Instead, what we’ve experienced over the past decade has been nothing less than the largest securities market bubble in the history of the world.  It is bigger than Japan’s twin real estate/stock market bubble in the 1980s, bigger than the Dutch Tulip Mania in the 1630s and bigger than the Wall Street Bubble of 1929.

Our current bubble exists on an almost incomprehensible scale.  In fact, our modern-day “Everything Bubble” is so massive that it pervades every niche and corner of the real economy, making it almost impossible for the average person to spot.  In other words, like a fish swimming through water, investors don’t realize they are lazily meandering through a vast bubble miasma.

What does this have to do with Kraft Foods and dividend growth investing?

It’s simple.  Investors in Kraft and other dividend growth companies did well over the past decade not because they were stock picking geniuses or because the firms had solid fundamentals, but because the Federal Reserve (and other central banks) inflated history’s greatest securities market bubble.

Kraft Foods took advantage of the Fed’s cheap money policies to buy back billions of dollars worth of their own shares over the years.  And they paid out generous dividends as well, amounting to billions of dollars more.  But here’s the kicker: the company didn’t have the cash flow from operations to pay out these billions of dollars.  Instead, the firm’s management financed these shareholder goodies by levering up their balance sheet!

What this means is that past shareholders (like our dividend growth investing blogger) benefited, while current and future shareholders will pay the price.  Both of Kraft Foods’ successor companies – Mondelez and Kraft Heinz – have accumulated substantial debt loads from these past financial sins.  Mondelez currently carries $19.4 billion in corporate debt while Kraft Heinz sports an eye-watering $31.3 billion debt load.  Oh, and both companies also have negative tangible book values, meaning their factories, offices and other physical assets are worth far, far less than the sums they’ve borrowed.

This is all a fancy way of saying that the future prospects for Mondelez and Kraft Heinz are questionable at best.  At worst, their high debt loads could ultimately endanger the future viability of both companies.  I know I wouldn’t want to own them.

Regardless, our dividend growth investing blogger can claim a Pyrrhic victory of sorts.  After all, he got out with a tidy profit despite Kraft’s pitfalls.  But it is important to note that he only made money because he sold before the bubble burst!  There are millions of current dividend growth investors who won’t get the message in time.  These unfortunates have swallowed the myth of “investing in stocks for the long term” and will inevitably ride the collapsing Everything Bubble into financial ruin.

So if you were to sell, where should you put the proceeds?

Well I can certainly tell you were you shouldn’t reinvest your windfall.  It is imperative you stay away from dividend growth companies.  Indeed, it would be wise to avoid the stock market altogether.  While there will always be a few niche industries that outperform regardless of the macro environment, I couldn’t begin to hazard a guess as to who will be the lucky winners.  Unfortunately, most companies will simply collapse in value once the Everything Bubble pops.

In fact, this prediction is already coming to pass.  Shares of Kraft Heinz have sagged from $34 to $28 in the last few months – an additional 17% loss on top of its earlier waterfall decline.

I like cash as an alternative to redeploying money into the markets at the moment.  4-week U.S. Treasury bills are currently paying around 2.35%, which I find to be a decent risk-free rate in a world where most investment returns will undoubtedly have a negative sign in front of them.

For those looking for a little more investment potential, I find that tangible assets offer great value.  Gold, silver and platinum bullion are perennial favorites, with strong return profiles and almost no possibility of major capital impairment.  Investment grade antiques such as vintage wristwatches, antique jewelry and rare coins are also great choices.  They are tremendous bargains in the current environment, although you do have to exercise some caution due to their illiquidity.

In the final analysis, dividend growth investing is the cruelest lie of all – a seductive investment myth that has propagated because of the Federal Reserve’s Everything Bubble.

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